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This is my diary; I'm going to post what's on my mind (and make lists because that's what I need to do for myself), and I'll post pictures that I like.
Pictures are not mine unless stated.

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

(Source: collectiveassbutts, via emsfitjourney)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via unexotic)